That French Prostitute

(Source: criminal-minds-i-love, via jenniferjareaufbi)

kagekiid:

bx—prodigy—xb:

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

No biggie, happens every 5 minutes

guessin we are just ignoring the fact that those people in that car are probably dead. Oh okay Tumblr

bx—prodigy—xb:

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

No biggie, happens every 5 minutes

guessin we are just ignoring the fact that those people in that car are probably dead. Oh okay Tumblr

(Source: deadmutation, via deaths-heart)

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

(Source: slothwrestling, via lampsarepeopletoo)

causeallidoisdance:

imstrongerinthewallsofwinterfell:

Inspired by this.

fUCK YOU

(via deaths-heart)

spinninghufflepuff:

darmonee:

SO THIS JUST HAPPENED. HOLY FUCK HELP ME FIND HER TUMBLR. HELP ME FIND HER.

Do I hear wedding bells

spinninghufflepuff:

darmonee:

SO THIS JUST HAPPENED. HOLY FUCK HELP ME FIND HER TUMBLR. HELP ME FIND HER.

Do I hear wedding bells

(via deaths-heart)

b3lle-of-the-ball:

chauvinistsushi:

thegoddamazon:

najikasun:

prince-dirk-of-derse:

princeofdoki:

candycane-horns:

butts-with-bro-shades:

bunny-leech:

bolindownariver:

So i was like “wow great PPG cosplays”
Then I saw it

awir987gfdg8us4ot8erg798ds7zf0ea48osiudfvz

I don’t get it.
Is it because the gap in the railing thing or…?

im GONNA PEE

is that… JEINJUDIJDEUNJEJKMSKSMSKKSN

oHMYGOD

SCREAMING

I don’t get it…

Harry Potter. T

but who is Bubbles?

b3lle-of-the-ball:

chauvinistsushi:

thegoddamazon:

najikasun:

prince-dirk-of-derse:

princeofdoki:

candycane-horns:

butts-with-bro-shades:

bunny-leech:

bolindownariver:

So i was like “wow great PPG cosplays”

Then I saw it

awir987gfdg8us4ot8erg798ds7zf0ea48osiudfvz

I don’t get it.

Is it because the gap in the railing thing or…?

im GONNA PEE

is that… JEINJUDIJDEUNJEJKMSKSMSKKSN

oHMYGOD

SCREAMING

I don’t get it…

Harry Potter. T

but who is Bubbles?

(Source: bigbossu, via deaths-heart)

camiekahle:

asmilingmalice:

I maintain that this is the greatest gif on my dash right now.

DFLKHGKSLA???!

asmilingmalice:

I maintain that this is the greatest gif on my dash right now.

DFLKHGKSLA???!

(Source: eyesonfire610, via deaths-heart)

wake-up-kid:

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:

ahorsecalledhonour:

fixthefisherking:

banjaxed:

nightlifemingus:

nosdrinker:

hypnotiqradiance:

If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.

are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference

it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids

many were lost that day

It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.

My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.

Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse

My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney

Ironically, it was a dark time.

(Source: brennablueskies, via deaths-heart)

(Source: moronicalake, via itsfortheinternet)

WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY

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